This was my April Fool’s Day post for 2014. The following is a proper review of the figure written March 24, 2017. If you’d like to read the original post, go here.
The original version of this review was more a joke thing than anything. Now a days, I’d have written the review both ways, but the figure was quite incomplete at the time. Since I finally found this guy’s freaking head, I guess I can actually review him now!
THE FIGURE ITSELF
The figure, officially titled “Battle Board Robin,” was released in the first series of Mattel’s 2003 Batman line. Robin stands about 6 inches tall and has 11 points of articulation. The main hook of this line at the time was that they’d brought in the Four Horsemen (who had just helped Mattel relaunch Masters of the Universe) to sculpt most of the figures, including the Bat-variants. There was one exception to this in the first series. Care to guess who it was? Yep, it was this here Robin figure, which was handled by Mattel’s in-house team. In their defense, it’s actually a decent enough sculpt. It doesn’t look quite as good as the prototype did, but what figure does? His muscles are sort of impossible, and I’ve always disliked how stiff he was, bit there are some nice things about the sculpt. The boots in particular look pretty solid. But how about that head that I finally found after all these years? Well, full disclosure: the reason it was missing when I found him was because I had fully intended to replace it with another one. Unfortunately, I wasn’t particularly good at sculpting at 12, so the replacement I made wasn’t much better. Ultimately, this one’s okay, but not my favorite Robin head. I think it’s got a lot to do with the hair, which just doesn’t really look like anything Tim ever sported. Also, still missing from the figure is his cape. It was just two pieces of fabric glued together, and was too thick and short to actually hang realistically. It’s kind of exhibit A of why I prefer capes to be sculpted. In terms of paint, this figure was fairly basic colors. For some reason the gloves are black. Don’t know why, never did. The accents on the muscles and some of the other sculpted work actually weren’t standard to the figure; I added them around the time that I tried replacing the head. I really wanted to salvage this figure for some reason. His only accessory was his titular Battle Board, which was really just a disc launcher than he could also stand on. It was an odd choice.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
There’s actually not a particularly exciting figure regarding the acquisition of this figure. He, Joker, and the basic (Zipline) Batman were all really hard to find when these figures started hitting stores. I eventually found him at the KB Toys near where my family vacationed (I got him alongside some Star Trek: Nemesis figures. Oh what a joyous day that was). He’s not awful, but he’s also not super great. The saddest thing is that Mattel never actually returned to this design for Robin (apart from an inaccurate repaint of the later DCUC figure), so this is the best there is from them.